(Authors note: I have a weird imagination. This is a scene I always wanted to write as a parody to the relationship between the extreme dislike Soi Fong has for Urahara, and his nonchalant attitude towards her. She regularly provokes him, which is like, omg? Come on, do you know what is sword release is? She just doesn’t know what she is seriously getting herself into.)
. . . .
Fifthy Shades of Bleach – Part 1
“Urahara Kisuke. I have a report for you from Soul Society.” Soi Fong handed the document in a formal manner towards Urahara, with her head bowed low. “It is from Yoruichi.” Her mouth was curled in a S shape, with her eye brows furrowed in angst. She did not move an inch till Urahara took the document from her hands.
“Thank you Soi Fong,” Urahara received the documents hesitantly. “Is there anything I can do for you?” Urahara eyed Soi Fong up and down, noting her hair has grown an inch from the last time they met. His right hand hand was firmly grasped on his concealed sword in his cloak,
“No. I am just performing my duty on behalf of Yoruichi.” Soi Fon replied without a trace of emotion in her voice. “Wasn’t for her, I will kill you right now.”
“Chill…” Urahara waved his empty hand wildly, albeit to cool down the heated atmosphere of the room. “Maybe… you just need to relax a little.” Urahara commented. “You are too uptight, and too rigid.” He paused and walked away from her direction. “There is something about you Soi Fong, that Yoruichi sees in you as her protege. If you are so controlled in real life…. it means… you are definitely wild in the bedroom.” He glanced slightly back at his shoulder, and gave a wink.
Soi Fong stared angrily at Urahara, “You pervert!!! How dare you think of me that way.” She raised her sword with both her hands.
“Too late.” Urahara unsheathed his sword swiftly from under his cloak. “Shibari Benihime (Bondage – Crimson Princess).” Red energy strings appeared from the tip of his sword and binded Soi Fong in a red web of ropes, sending her flat onto the floor.
“Arghhh!” Soi Fong screamed as she struggled against the red nylon ropes that his sword released onto her. She was now trapped in his bondage unable to escape from his binding.
“Unfortunately for you, I have not seen Yoruichi for too long.” Urahara pulled his hat over his eyes to conceal his expression. “You are the next best thing to her, and I will have you for now.” He smiled sinisterly as he pointed his sword towards her.
“You… you… what are you going to do to me!” Soi Fong shrieked from under the entwined ropes, while struggling wildly.
“As I said, I am going to have you.” Urahara replied calmly, removing his green cloak. “Be obedient or Benihime (Crimson Princess) will punish you.”
—–
(PS: Tite Kubo, the creator of Bleach definitely has a perverse mind. If you read the character of Urahara in-between the lines, he is a kinky loving candy shop owner (candy shop??) who calls himself “a mere honest, handsome, perverted businessman”. He is one of the few male characters to have a female sword name (Crimson Princess) that releases Shibari (rope binding) and draws blood. When confronted by Aizen in the final battle scene, he laments that “I am just a small time candy shop owner.” right after Aizen praises him for being the most intelligent person in Soul Society.)
 |
AVERRAL writes under pen name Scarlet Risqué. She stars in Scarlet Queen YouTube with over a million views. She holds a degree in business. The RED HOURGLASS is ranked Top 50 Espionage Thriller on Amazon. She is currently writing the sequels to the Hourglass Series. Grab a free copy of her novel now RED HOURGLASS on Amazon |
Learn about secrets to flawless make-up free skin at DR Secret 
